First I'll tell you a bit about me..I typically always do the right thing or try. I follow the law (for the most part- see below). I have a moral barometer that is probably better than most (including clergy). I believe in God and the 10 commandments. I love America. I don't own a sex swing. I'm a 30something single girl who has never been married, and I have no children. I would like to have both. I don't sleep with, make out with, or "date" married men (this goes back to the moral barometer). Although I do sincerely believe that a little innocent flirting helps everyone regardless of if your marital status. I occasionally smoke weed-just a tad (hey- it's naughty and only happens about once a year). I've slept with 8 men in all-- maybe 9-- there are a few years in there that are kind of fuzzy. But who's counting? I've loved three men in my life. I've given more blow jobs than I can count or recall (man pleaser). And I'll most certainly kiss on the first date, sometimes before. In college and a few years post-grad, I was a complete
tongue slut. I would sometimes kiss a few different guys in one night, but never (with one exception) went home with anyone except my bestfriend. That was the rule. Some may call it a tease... I call it taking what I like, and leaving the rest. I've gone to third base in a dark alley in Puerto Rico, also against the side of a building in Mexico, and once on the back patio of a bar in college. It was cold... no one was out there. That's Roxy- unplugged.
I'm a bit of a free spirit. But, I am sometimes super concerned with what people think of me. And I shouldn't. If I knew how little time they spent actually thinking about me, it wouldn't be justified to worry about. Narcissism at it finest, huh?
I love fat baby rolls, the smell of fresh cut grass, sharing popcorn at the movie, and I love men. I just haven't found one to love forever. Until then... I'll have fun with either "Mr. Convenient, Mr. Cute, or Mr. Great in Bed."
And P.S., although I identify with Mae West... I'm a brunette : ). Blonds are usually not natural and completely overrated (no offense to you blondies). I prefer to fly below the radar... that's where all the fun happens anyway.
